This is what I call a personal add...

Yes, this is it...

http://miami.craigslist.org/w4m/266412476.html

Just in case it disappears:

With children being slaughtered in Darfur, what difference does it make how big my breasts are, how long my legs are, or how much money you or I make? If there is a man out there who: isn't a crackhead or crack dealer, isn't an alcoholic, doesn't have any kids, doesn't smoke, doesn't beat women, isn't wearing women's underwear as you're reading this ad, isn't a liar, isn't looking for fun behind his wife's back, isn't into being hit, peed on, or tied up while having sex, doesn't want to hit, pee on or tie me up while having sex, likes having sex, CAN have sex, is not in jail, on probation, has a court date pending, isn't a misogynist, racist, classist, elitist, bible boy, or a pompous ass...Contact me!

For those of you challenged in reading comprehension...LTR seekers ONLY! And for the inconsiderate...do me a favor and send a picture please...